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Yep, you may have seen these clips popping up occasionally on the internet, but now here they are for your very own official DAP perusal: two deleted scenes from MST3K: The Movie!
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Transcribed by Jack Theakston(tomservorobot@yahoo.com) NOTE: I transcribed these pages on Febuary 22, 2001. This transcription is word for word the original text from the pages of the Seventh Draft(the shooting script). All typos herein are from the script and I have not bothered to correct any text.
LIVE ACTION SEGMENT #4
39 INT. SOL CORRIDOR - DAY [Mike and the Bots head for the Control Room. They hear a pinging sound, like hail on a tin roof.]
ALL (Trying to sound like Cal) Ruth... Ruth... Wait a moment!
SERVO The hell... who's makin' popcorn?
MIKE (concerned) I don't know, Tom; sounds like a meteor shower...
[There is a deafening slam. The ship shudders from the collision, and Mike and the BOTS are jolted off balance.]
SERVO Okay, maybe it's not popcorn...
[Startled, Mike runs for the bridge, Crow and Servo in tow.]
CROW Mike, did you hit the Hubbell again?
CUT TO:
40 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Mike and Servo hurry to join Gypsy at a window.]
GYPSY Incoming!!!
[They watch as a huge meteor rolls by the window. They are rocked by another slam.]
GYPSY Mike, do we have a southwest corner?
41 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Crow bursts onto the bridge. He is in full Trevor Howard mode. He blows a shrill air raid whistle.]
CROW (in a British accent) R-R-RIGHT! Everyone for the shelter, the Huns are pounding London again!
(CONTINUED)
41 CONTINUED
[In mid sentance, Crow is grabbed by Mike and carried into the storm shelter.]
42 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
[They are below decks in a cramped shelter. Gypsy and Mike secure the hateches. Servo rifels through a food container and Crow sings softly.]
CROW We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...
Servo joins him, cradling a can of hash.
SERVO Finally, a good excuse to eat hash.
MIKE Don't worry everyone, we're perfectly safe down here.
[There is a hideous slam. Servo drops his can.]
SERVO My hash!
43 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
[CU shelter wall. The wall has buckled from the force of collision. Gypsy eyes the air supply guage, which is rapidly dwindling.]
44 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
GYPSY Mike! We're losing air fast!
CROW So what? Who needs air?
(CONTINUED
44 CONTINUED
MIKE (flambbergasted) I do! (urgent but in control) We have to restore the air so I can... I can... go to... Gramma's... She's so nice... She smells like feet but she makes the bestest fudge, hee-hee-heee...
[Mike begins to slip down the wall, drooling, giggling.]
SERVO Oh, great, now what do we do?
CROW PANIIIIIIC! AAAAAAUGH!
[Crow runs wildly in circles. Servo breaks down crying, blubbering.]
GYPSY (comforting Mike) It's okay honey, yes, Gypsy's here. Now listen Servo! We're got to resuscitate Mike!
SERVO (blubbering) I'll never see my turtle again!
[Servo staggers around, blubbering and useless.]
GYPSY Oh, great. Crow!
CROW (startled) Aaugh!
GYPSY Activate the bypass!
CROW Roger!
45 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
[Crow scurries over to the bypass panel. It is blocked by a massive fallen girder.]
CROW Oh, perfect. Just what I need. Ten tons of molybdenum!
[Crow bends, strains and lifts the huge girder. It takes all his strength.]
CROW SERVO! Get over here and push this button!
46 OMIT
47 INT. TORM SHELTER - DAY
[Crow is shuddering and straining. A rivit pops out of his elbow.]
CROW Oh, boy. That's not good. Anytime, Servo!
48 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
GYPSY (angrily) Tom, Mike is gonna die!
SERVO (steeling himself) Of course! What was I thinking? Mike! I'm cominnnn!
[Servo launches himself across the room...]
49 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
[...and slams his head right into the big red button, just as Crow's arms give way and the girder crashes down.]
50 INT. STORM SHELTER - DAY
[CU Gypsy. Air pours through Gypsy's tubing and hisses out of her mouth.]
GYPSY And now, sweet, Mike, the breath of life!
[Gypsy opens wide and covers Mike's head with her mouth. Mike gasps, sputters and gulps in the air.]
SERVO He's alive! Alive!
MIKE Umm, Gypsy? Why is my head in your mouth?
[Mike pulls his head away from Gypsy's mouth.]
MIKE Thanks, you guys!
SERVO (cocky) Well, it was pretty much me, Mike.
CROW Servo, you cride like Oxana Bauil!
MIKE Wait! Shhhh! Listen...
[The ship is quiet, tranquil.]
GYPSY The storm has passed!
51 INL. SOL BRIDGE, OUTSIDE SHELTER DOORS - DAY
[Mike & the bots emerge from the storm shelter. They are bathed in a warm, sunny light.]
GYPSY It's beautiful!
MIKE What would I do without you guys?
(CONTINUED)
51 CONTINUED
[Forrester's voice barks alive on a horn near the movie sign warning light.]
FORRESTER(V.O.) You'd still be my test subject. Now if you're done clowning around, get into that theater and watch the rest of "This Island Earth"!
[The movie sign lights flash and as they scatter]
CUT TO:
52 INT. DOORWAYS - DAY
[The camera races through the doors into position for the movie.]
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LIVE ACTION SEGMENT #5
54 INT. THEATER - DAY
["This Island Eath" ends. Our pals, still in silhouette.]
MIKE Come on, I've got a plan.
CUT TO:
55 OMIT
56 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Forrester is seen in Hexfield vew screen.]
FORRESTER Haha! Bow down before me, Nelson, bow down...Where the heck is he?
[Doors open Servo rushes in.]
SERVO (out of breath) Um, Mike is just freshening up before he bows down before you, so I was just wondering if you could tell me when it first bacame apparent how great you were going to be.
FORRESTER Ah, good question. I remember is was grade school, and at the time it was not uncommon to recieve a dozen or even two dozen beatings a day. Then something snapped...
CUT TO:
57 INT. SOL CORRIDOR - DAY
[Mike is wheeling the interociter down the hall. Crow is sitting atop it whistling a little ditty. He is clutching his ant farm and dressed as Trevor Howard. Gypsy is following along.]
CUT TO:
58 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Servo is still standing before Dr. Forrestor.]
FORRESTER Why I see the potential for evil in everyone, even you, my friend.
SERVO You think so? 'Cause I've always thought I might have a kind of festering soul like yours.
[Behind Servo we see the interociter being wheeled by.]
FORRESTER Yes! Yes! Not nearly as great of course but... oh, I'm just gonna say it, join me Servo and together we can rule the world!
SERVO Yeah sure. Now how does something like that work? Are you incorperated and then I just buy into the company or is it more complicated?
CUT TO:
59 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[We see Mike, Crow and Gypsy around the interociter. They have moved it near the hexfield, but out of sight of Forrester.]
MIKE OK Gypsy, I'm gonna need a section of your tubing.
[Mike plugs one end of the tubing into the Interociter, the other end into the view screen.]
CUT TO:
60 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY Shot of Servo distracting Dr. Forrester.
(CONTINUED)
60 CONTINUED
FORRESTER So I would probably just pay you as an independent contractor until I was confident that you were ready to help me rule the world, athen some sort of buy-in would make sense to me...
CUT TO:
61 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Mike, Crow and Gypsy around interociter.]
MIKE The ant, Mr. Crow
[Crow upends the ant farm and shakes the thing violently. One tiny ant falls onto the desk in front of the Interociter.]
CROW (to and, tenderly) Good-bye Debbie. Sorry I burnt all of your friends.
MIKE (as Exeter) Stand back, Crow, or you may be harmed...
[Crow jumps out of the way. The Interociter fires up, concentrating intense(yes very inexpensive) beams of light on the ant. The interociter screen de scrambles.]
INTERCUT WITH:
61A INT. DR. FORRESTER'S LAB - DAY
[Scrotor the Metalunian Mutant Monster appears on the Screen. It coughs a bit, shakes itself off and then waves to Mike and the Robots.]
SCROTOR Hey everybody, look at me! I been "Interociterized"!
INTERCUT WITH:
62 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Mike throws a very large switch on a panel between the two view screens. A panel on the Interociter screen to the left. The Camera pans along the tube connection device to the Hexfield view screen. A panel of the Hex screen flashes, "Receiving". The Mutant enters the Hexfield screen from the right and stands behind Forrester.]
SERVO Weeelll, you gotta be careful with that independent contractor thing. The state's cracking down on people who recieve any kind of regular pay from another business. As far as they're concerned, you're not really independant.
FORRESTER Well, let's worry about that after we see how you do...
Mike and Crow jump into position front and center of the hexfield.
FORRESTER Ahhh, Nelson! Good, good good. Movie got you Down?
SCROTOR Excuse me....
INTERCUT WITH:
63 INT. DR. FORRESTOR'S LABORATORY - DAY
[Scrotor taps Dr. F on the shoulder. Dr. F. glares at the mutant.]
FORRESTER I am talking. (to Mike) Don't bow down just yet, I'd like a moment to savor...
SCROTOR Excuse me....
[Scrotor sinks his claws into the soft fleshy pink meat around Forrester's love-handle region.]
(CONTINUED)
63 CONTINUED
FORRESTER Aggghhhh!! I'll get you for this Nelson.
[Forrester sinks down in pain. Mike and the BOTS celebrate.]
ALL Yah, Scrotor!!
[Scrotor raises his claws in humble triumph.]
SCROTOR Glad I could help, everyone. Well I'm off to Hollywood to get an agent. William Morris here I come.
ALL Bye, Scrotor.
[Scrotor exits the screen.]
MIKE Well, that took care of Forrester for the time being. Is everyone okay?
[Mike does a head count.]
MIKE Servo? Gypsy? Crow...Crow?! Ah er...Where's Crow?
[In the distance we hear a tiny voice, singing.]
CUT TO:
64 INT. BELOW DECKS - DAY
[Crow is straddling a bunch of tubing and spaceship-looking gear. He sports his Doughboy outfit from scene one. He pulls the pull-cord on a chain saw.]
CROW ...It's a long way to Tipparary, It's a long way to...
[Crow chops into the ship hacking wildly. He stops suddenly and then with an impish grin.]
CROW Oopsy!
THE END!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[dap@server ~]$ So I would probably just pay you as an independent contractor until I was confident that you were ready to help me rule the world, athen some sort of buy-in would make sense to me...
CUT TO:
61 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Mike, Crow and Gypsy around interociter.]
MIKE The ant, Mr. Crow
[Crow upends the ant farm and shakes the thing violently. One tiny ant falls onto the desk in front of the Interociter.]
CROW (to and, tenderly) Good-bye Debbie. Sorry I burnt all of your friends.
MIKE (as Exeter) Stand back, Crow, or you may be harmed...
[Crow jumps out of the way. The Interociter fires up, concentrating intense(yes very inexpensive) beams of light on the ant. The interociter screen de scrambles.]
INTERCUT WITH:
61A INT. DR. FORRESTER'S LAB - DAY
[Scrotor the Metalunian Mutant Monster appears on the Screen. It coughs a bit, shakes itself off and then waves to Mike and the Robots.]
SCROTOR Hey everybody, look at me! I been "Interociterized"!
INTERCUT WITH:
62 INT. SOL BRIDGE - DAY
[Mike throws a very large switch on a panel between the two view screens. A panel on the Interociter screen to the left. The Camera pans along the tube connection device to the Hexfield view screen. A panel of the Hex screen flashes, "Receiving". The Mutant enters the Hexfield screen from the right and stands behind Forrester.]
SERVO Weeelll, you gotta be careful with that independent contractor thing. The state's cracking down on people who recieve any kind of regular pay from another business. As far as they're concerned, you're not really independant.
FORRESTER Well, let's worry about that after we see how you do...
Mike and Crow jump into position front and center of the hexfield.
FORRESTER Ahhh, Nelson! Good, good good. Movie got you Down?
SCROTOR Excuse me....
INTERCUT WITH:
63 INT. DR. FORRESTOR'S LABORATORY - DAY
[Scrotor taps Dr. F on the shoulder. Dr. F. glares at the mutant.]
FORRESTER I am talking. (to Mike) Don't bow down just yet, I'd like a moment to savor...
SCROTOR Excuse me....
[Scrotor sinks his claws into the soft fleshy pink meat around Forrester's love-handle region.]
(CONTINUED)
63 CONTINUED
FORRESTER Aggghhhh!! I'll get you for this Nelson.
[Forrester sinks down in pain. Mike and the BOTS celebrate.]
ALL Yah, Scrotor!!
[Scrotor raises his claws in humble triumph.]
SCROTOR Glad I could help, everyone. Well I'm off to Hollywood to get an agent. William Morris here I come.
ALL Bye, Scrotor.
[Scrotor exits the screen.]
MIKE Well, that took care of Forrester for the time being. Is everyone okay?
[Mike does a head count.]
MIKE Servo? Gypsy? Crow...Crow?! Ah er...Where's Crow?
[In the distance we hear a tiny voice, singing.]
CUT TO:
64 INT. BELOW DECKS - DAY
[Crow is straddling a bunch of tubing and spaceship-looking gear. He sports his Doughboy outfit from scene one. He pulls the pull-cord on a chain saw.]
CROW ...It's a long way to Tipparary, It's a long way to...
[Crow chops into the ship hacking wildly. He stops suddenly and then with an impish grin.]
CROW Oopsy!
THE END!
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